disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole
and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie
nickelodeon is the one that used to have a big imagination but now just a trend follower
and the bbc was the really cool one who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.
someone come play with my hair until the future isn’t scary anymore
But you never talk to me, you always talk to Peter. You don’t like me.
It’s a self-preservation thing, you see.
#i cry about this a lot ok #this arc killed me #and it’s possible i love it so much because he doesn’t end up with her #because she’s HAPPY already #she’s in love with his best friend #and she just kisses him to thank him for loving her and he doesn’t turn it into something #he takes that as his moment to let her go #and that’s fucking beautiful #THIS is how you be a nice guy (via)
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
this cold world will remember us
Hey look this is me in math class
lol remember high school and this dress that i never wear anymore
Wait. I went to that school
Wait. Me too
Wait me too
wait me two
Don’t even talk to me unless you have this haircut